My Toilet is Blogged
Published by on 11 August 2008.What do I know? What do I possibly have to offer you the reader? Who cares?
Well, apparently you, big mistake. Like reading this could potentially offer anything remotely worthwhile other than to pass yet another internet-minute or minternet (nice one me!).
I do know a whole slew of computer related acronyms, or as I like to call them S.O.C.R.A.'s. Wow, bored to tears yet? What else do I know? Oh, I know a girl I like, a girl I don't like, how to play bass, how to laugh like a squawking bird getting hit by a car and seriously it's my real laugh. This could take a while so you may want a nap or something, this will still be here for an eon or so.
Anyways, I know I don't like working for the kind of place that makes you feel like the employee number you aren't. Seriously, I worked for a restaurant chain once that gave it's employees gift cards (for the same freaking place we worked) and the accompanying card actually said "Dear employee 7143526 thank you for blah blah blah", but I digress. I know I don't like working where the grey dismal walls of the prison cell you call a "job" or "career" are a reflection of the employers, the environment, the idea of "Progress NOT Perfection", the kind of place totally devoid of free-thought and humour. I understand costs and budgets, but it just sounds so wrong to do something quick and heartless knowing it's not completed properly. Measure twice cut once right Dad?
I've had a number of different experience in my life this far and I've found that learning about what you don't want is a big part of finding out about what you are and who you are ultimately striving to be.
I do know this for sure; I love being here, working here and for all the aforementioned reasons. It feels like all the other crap was worth it. Oh I know something else, you must be bored to still be reading this and I hate blogs. That is literally the only other blog I have ever written, it went like this "I HATE BLOGS", but I thoroughly enjoyed this. I guess I just discovered something else I know, that until now I thought I hated, which is awesome. Fortunately there is plenty more I don't know, so stay tuned for more awesomeness to come!